The Woes of Purchasing My First Home

At this very moment I am suppose to be moving into my first home. I had plans of painting this weekend with four of my friends. The great room was going to be Gobi Desert and hallways & kitchen Raffia Cream, and my massage room Mystical Sea.

Question: Why don't I have the keys to my house?
Answer: Because the bank is slow as hell.

Apparently, you cannot sign and close with this bank on the same day. Bummer! Now I am a week behind on painting and moving in. I have to hustle this week. Pray for me. I can't wait to run down my hallway in my underwear and socks Yelling! "It's my house I and I bought it!" Independence Is GREAT!

In the words of Destiny's Child:
The shoes on my feet, I've bought it
The clothes I'm wearing, I've bought it
The house I live in, I've bought it
The car I'm driving ,I've bought it
I depend on me(I depend on me)
All the women who are independent, Throw your hands up at me!